Eternal Legend - Final Fantasy IX - Script - Disc 2
Final Fantasy IX Script
Dead forest

* Sign
    This road leads to a dead end.

Qu's Marsh

* Ask Mogster for directions
    What? This is your first time in the Outer Continent, and you don't know where to go?
    On your way here, you saw a flat building shaped like a bridge, right?
    Try going there first.

Conde Petie

Vivi: We came all this way, and there's still no Mist at all...
Zidane: Yeah, and what a weird-shaped... village? What is that thing?
Dagger: Maybe it's a temple of some kind.
Quina: It's a very delicious shape. Inside might have fine cuisine!
Quina runs in.
Zidane: Geez... All s/he ever thinks about is food.
Dagger: Well, all you ever think about is girls...
She walks off.
Zidane: Uh, that's right! My mind is filled with thoughts of...you!
He turns to see Vivi.
(Vivi): ...
(Zidane): ...
They follow.
Zidane: Maybe I'm trying too hard...

Inside

(Dwarves): Rally-ho!
Zidane: Wh-What's up with these little guys?
Dagger: Wr-Wraly-ho...?
Vivi: Rh-Rhallie-who...?
(Dwarves): Rally-ho!
They depart.
Zidane: Hey, hold up...
(Dwarves): Rally-ho!
Zidane: Oh, come on...
Villager: Rally-ho's oor sacred greetin'!
Villager 2: If ye dinnae say Rally-Ho, then ye cannae enter Conde Petie, hametoon o' the dwarves!
Zidane: Now, wait just a minute here...
(Dwarves): Rally-ho!
(Zidane): ...
Zidane: ...Rally-ho...
Dwarf: Rally-ho! Ye can pass!
ATE: Vivi and the Couple
Corridor

Vivi: Hmm... The people here sure are different.
Some dwarves enter.
(Margaret Miller): Come hither, ye!
Vivi: Aaa! I'm sorr--
Margaret Miller: An' just where do ye think ye're goin'!?
Margaret Miller: Ye're always loiterin' aroon'!
Granin Miller: Wheesht! Would ye stop hecklin' me fer once!
Margaret Miller: Away wi' ye!
Vivi: Um, pardon me, but...
Margaret Miller: Where would ye be wi'oot me!?
Granin Miller: Y-Ye dinnae have tae get sae angry...
Margaret Miller: If ye didnae want tae hear ma complainin', ye'd get back tae work!
Granin Miller: Al-Alright, woman, alright...
He returns.
Margaret Miller: Lazy, no-good husband o' mine... Hm?
Margaret Miller: Mercy me! Are nae ye a wee one... Runnin' errands here, are yae?
Vivi: Um, pardon me, but...
Margaret Miller: Well, give ma regards tae the others!
She leaves.
Vivi: Gee-whiz... The people here aren't afraid of me...
ATE: Quina Accused
Shop

(Wendy Grocer): Rally-ho!
Quina: Rally-ho yourself.
Quina: This village have tasty munchies?
Wendy Grocer: Aye, that we do! Conde Petie is hame tae the most delicious nuts an' berries in the warld!
Wendy Grocer: Ah ken that's why folk're always stealin' oor food!
Quina: How rude! Thieves very bad people.
Wendy Grocer: Aye! That's right!
Quina: Mmmm, lots of yummy-looking food here...
Wendy Grocer: Ah'll let ye have that pumpkin bomb there fer 1000 Gil!
Quina: Huh? Why you need Gil to eat food?
Wendy Grocer: If ye dinnae pay fer somethin', ye're stealin'!
Wendy Grocer: Och! So ye're the thief, are ye no!?
Quina: N-Not me! I only gourmand!
Wendy Grocer: Ye cannae fool me, thief!
(Quina) (runs): No, I not thief!
* Harold Pathknower: Ye have tae raise yir hand up an' open yir mooth wide when ye say Rally-Ho!

* Jenny Greeter: Welcome tae oor toon!
    Zidane: We came to this continent looking for someone...
    Jenny Greeter: We dinnae get many ootsiders here!

* Behind the pillar
    Jenny Greeter: Aha! Don't think I didnae see that! Ah ken ye're checkin' me oot!
    Jenny Greeter: It isnae ma fault Ah'm so comely, ye lech!

Corridor
ATE: Quina Can't Communicate
Outside shop

Richard Watchman: Ah dinnae ken what else we kin do, lads...
Quina: Oh, recipe exchange time, yes?
Matthew Watchman: Nay! That thief's been snitchin' oor food again!
Quina: I...I not thief.
Richard Watchman: Nobody said ye were a thief!
Matthew Watchman: Or are ye hidin' somethin'?
Quina: I-I no have nothing to hide.
Quina: (These people so difficult.)
Richard Watchman: Alright, lads! We have tae keep oor eyes open if we're gonna catch oor thief!
Matthew Watchman: But we're always lookin' oot fer thieves, are we no?
Two suspicious heads appear behind the counter.
* Robert Dogherder: Wh-What's an ootsider doin' here!?
    Zidane: Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja...
    Robert Dogherder: ...Ye're strange-lookin'...
    Zidane: No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...
    Robert Dogherder: ...Ye're sinister-lookin'...
    (Zidane): ...

* Robert Dogherder: Someday, Ah want tae travel the warld together wi' ma duggy!

Inn
- 1800 Gil: Beside the bed.

* Granin Miller: Ye dinnae expect me tae work on such a fine day as this, do ye?

* Margaret Miller: Ye kin stay the night fer 100 Gil!
    Margaret Miller: Ye're welcome back whenever ye like!

* Left fountain
    Barbara Gibgab: Ah heard there's a spring in the sooth where, if ye throw a coin in, it'll make ye happy forever!
    Walter Teamaker: Well, nou... That's as may be. Bue we wouldnae throw away oor money so glibly now, would we?
    (Zidane): ...

* Right fountain
    Helen Birdkeeper: Ah hear tell there's a foontain in the sooth that kin restore yir body an' yir soul!
    Jinkus Emptybottle: Water is precious, nae doubt. But we shouldnae put oor hopes in sich faerie tales.
    (Zidane): ...

* Barbara Gibgab: Ah'm happy just tae be sittin' here, sippin' ma tea an' gabbin' the time away.

* Walter Teamaker: Soon, Ah'm gonna have tae find a wife fer mae wee William.

* Helen Birdkeeper: We owe oor thanks tae the blessin's o' the sun and the heavens!

* Jinkus Emptybottle: Good drink is precious, ken, so Ah always sip it slowly.

Lower right half

* Bryan Rootrunner: Conde Petie is hame tae a heap o' good food!
    Bryan Rootrunner: What's yir favourite?
    * Boiled owl
        Bryan Rootrunner: Hmm... Tha's no bad...
    * Seasoned oglop
        Bryan Rootrunner: Aye, that's great! But ye have tae go tae the Moontain Path fer that!
    * Fried rootbeans
        Bryan Rootrunner: Hmm... Tha's no bad...

* Bryan Rootrunner: If Ah could spend ma life doin' nothin' but eatin', Ah'd die a happy man!

* Darcy Skywatcher: Oh, an ootsider!
    Zidane: How come you built your village on this spot?
    Darcy Skywatcher: 'Cause we feel the mountains, the woods, an' the sun here mair than anywhere else!
    Darcy Skywatcher: See, Conde Petie is suroonded by the mountains, nearhaun the woods, an' blessed by the sun!

Shop
- Phoenix Pinion: On the stairs.

* Wendy Grocer: Rally-ho! What kin Ah do fer ye?

* John Fruitbringer
    Zidane: Tell me something. How come there's no Mist here?
    John Fruitbringer: What's that ye say? Mist? What's it taste like?

* John Fruitbringer: Jenny's a bonnie lass, is she no?

Outside shop

* Shop
    (Shopkeeps): Rally-ho!
    Thomas Goldpiler: Ye'll be needin' a good weapon fer the road, will ye no?
    Thomas Goldpiler: Heist ye back! Ah kin sell ye what ye'll be needin'!

* Matthew Watchman: Ah cannae let ye pass!

* Richard Watchman: Ye're no allowed tae pass, laddie!

Upper area
- Diamond: On the boat (approach from Geoffrey)
ATE: Dagger and William
Inn

Dagger: Excuse me......
Walter Teamaker: Soon, Ah'm gonna have tae find a wife fer mae wee William.
Barbara Gibgab: No lassie wants yir William fer a man.
Barbara Gibgab: Well, what's wrong wi' this ootsider lass right here?
Dagger: Um, hi. I was wondering--
Walter Teamaker: Hmmm... Aye, she's a bonnie lass, at that.
Dagger: Have any of you seen--
Helen Birdkeeper: But she's awful small tae send tae the Sanctuary, din ye ken?
Jinkus Emptybottle: Look at her! She's a mickle bigger'n ye, Ah ken!
Dagger: I'm not marrying anybody!
She turns away.
Dagger: Hmm... Sanctuary...
* Podium
    Zidane: What's this? Some kind of roster or something...
    The current number of couples who, having received the blessings of the sun and the heavens through the authority of Father David, have visited the Sanctuary.
    99

* Geoffrey Treefeller: Someday, Ah wantae be joined tae Betsy oan top o' the Kirkboat.
    Geoffrey Treefeller: An' afterward we'll go tae the Sanctuary tae enscribe oor names together!

* Betsy Lightcatcher: Here, a man an' a woman are joined by the blessin' o' the sun.
    Betsy Lightcatcher: O' course, we're a wee bit young tae receive the blessin' just yet.

* Shamis Gatekeeper: Ah cannae let ye pass, laddie!

* Derek Stonehammer: So many wee bairns runnin' aboot the day.

* Kelley Fingerwaver: This is where we give thanks tae the sun an' the heavens!

* Vivi
    Zidane: What's the matter, Vivi?
    Vivi: Um... These two people--
    Derek Stonehammer: That hen ye cooked fer me was awful good, it was!
    Derek Stonehammer: What way did ye cook it? Did ye frizzle it wi' some o' yer mejick?
    Kelley Fingerwaver: The berries ye traded me were astoondin', too!
    Kelley Fingerwaver: But likesay, what's a wee lad like ye doin' here the day?
    Zidane: Hey, Vivi... Do you know these people?
    Vivi: How could I? I've never been here before.
    Zidane: Yeah, I didn't think so.
    Vivi: I'll try talking to some other people.
    He leaves.
ATE: Hungry Bryan
Lower right area

Bryan Rootrunner: Sis! Ah'm hungert!
Darcy Skywatcher: But ye just ate a boiled owl, did ye no?
Bryan Rootrunner: Ah did, but it didnae satisfy me voracious appetite!
Bryan Rootrunner: Ah have tae eat somethin' wi' more punch, likesay... Eh?
(Darcy Skywatcher): Rally-ho!
Bryan Rootrunner (turns): It's Mister Pyntie-Het!
Bryan Rootrunner: Rally-ho! What have ye tae sell today!?
* Derek Stonehammer: That's the Kirkboat, the symbol o' Conde Petie!
    Zidane: What's a boat doing up there?
    Derek Stonehammer: Boat? Ah dinnae ken what ye're talkin' aboot. What's a boat?

Shop

(Zidane): Hm?
Wendy: Plenty thanks. Yir goods are always welcome here.
(Mage): ...
Zidane: Hey...
(Mage): !!!
Vivi enters.
(Vivi): What the--
(Mage): ...
The mage leaves.
Vivi: W-Wait!
Zidane: Hang on, Vivi!

Lower right bit

Vivi chases the mage.
(Vivi): Come back!
Zidane: Vivi!
Dagger: Zidane, what's going on?
Zidane: I have no idea... But we gotta catch up with Vivi!
They follow.

Entrance

Zidane: Vivi, where's the black mage?
Vivi: He ran away.
Zidane: Huh. Where the heck did he come from? Has Brahne found us?
Harold Pathknower: Do ye ken the Pyntie-Hets?
Vivi: Huh? Did you just say Pointy-Hats!?
Harold Pathknower: Nay, Ah said Pyntie-Hets! They often come from the Sootheast Forest tae trade wi' us.
Zidane: They!? You mean there's lots of them? And...they live near here?
Harold Pathknower: Aye! But ye gots tae go all the way aroon' yon cliff an' then go east tae find the Sootheast Forest!
Harold Pathknower: They live sae deep in the forest, that even owls dinnae live there!
Zidane: What's that supposed to mean?
Vivi: Zidane, I want to go to the Southeast Forest and find them!
Zidane: Yeah, me too.
Dagger: I think it's a good idea. We might find some clues.
Quina: If possible to try new food, anywhere fine.
Zidane: Alright, let's head to the Southeast Forest.

* Harold Pathknower: The Sootheast Forest o' the Pyntie-Hets isnae far, but ye'll have tae go aroon' the cliff first, an' then head tae the east!
    Harold Pathknower: They live sae deep in the forest, that even owls dinnae live there!

* Jenny Greeter: We dinnae get many ootsiders here!
    Jenny Greeter: Oh, except the Pyntie-Hets. They come oot from the Sootheast Forest all the time!

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