Zidane: So the Sanctuary is on the other side of that valley...
Vivi: But the exit leading there from the upper floor is guarded by a dwarf who won't let us through.
Quina: Twin dwarfies block way out from shop on right side. No can get through.
Zidane: Hmm... Well, let's just try to go as far as we can.
* Funky-shaped thing
Zidane: It sure is a funky shape. Like it's made of roots grown over the stone... Or stones pushed in between the roots...
Zidane: I wonder how they made the roof... Somebody really had to make an effort to try and live there.
Entrance
- 2700 Gil: Behind Harold.
* Harold Pathknower: Did ye meet the Pyntie-Hets?
* Jenny Greeter: A long tyme ago, a man once tried tae head oot east o' here.
Jenny Greeter: But he hadnae undergone the ceremony, so he couldnae pass through.
Upper bit
* Shamis Gatekeeper
Zidane: Say, I wanna get through here.
Shamis Gatekeeper: Beltheration! Only those who've received the ceremony kin pass!
Zidane: What the heck is that ceremony?
Shamis Gatekeeper: Speak tae His Holiness!
Zidane: And where is 'His Holiness'?
Shamis Gatekeeper: I dinnae ken where he is!
Outside shop
* Watchmen
Zidane: Say, I wanna get through here.
Richard Watchman: Never! Only those who've received the ceremony kin pass!
Zidane: What the heck is that ceremony?
Matthew Watchman: Speak tae His Holiness!
Zidane: And where is 'His Holiness'?
Richard Watchman: I dinnae ken where he is!
Corridor
* David Heavenguard
Zidane: Hey, mister... Are you the holy guy?
David Heavenguard: Aye. Ah'm Father David.
Zidane: What are you doing, hanging around this hallway?
David Heavenguard: Well...a priest has much tae worry aboot, ye see?
Zidane: Yeah...whatever. Look, we wanna get past this village.
David Heavenguard: Hmph! Tradition states that only those who undergo the ceremony kin approach the Sanctuary.
Zidane: So, what the heck is that ceremony about, anyway?
David Heavenguard: Well, after a man an' a woman are blessed in holy union, they leave oan holy pilgrimage tae the Sanctuary.
Zidane: So...basically it's a wedding... and a honeymoon, right?
David Heavenguard: I dinnae ken yir words, lad, but methinks ye understan'.
Dagger: So we can go to the Sanctuary if we undergo that ceremony, right?
Zidane: Oh, hey, Dagger! So yeah, that's the deal.
Zidane: Whaddya think? We can go if we get hitched. But there's no way we'd actually--
(Dagger): Let's do it.
(Zidane) (surprised): What!?
David Heavenguard: Sae ye wantae be joined, eh? The ceremony's only fer dwarves, see...
David Heavenguard: ...But we have sae few young folk nooadays. We're doon tae ninety-nine couples.
David Heavenguard: Ah was worryin' aboot that very thin'...
David Heavenguard: But what's the hairm? Now we can have oor hundredth ceremony!
(Zidane): ...
Zidane: Uhh... Dagger? Wh-What's going on?
The Kirkboat
David Heavenguard: Speerits o' the moontain, Speerits o' the wood...
Zidane: (Uh... Now, how did I get into this?)
David Heavenguard: Watch over this man an' woman as they begin their journey...
Zidane: (We gotta do this ceremony to get past this village...)
Zidane: (And only a guy and a girl can have the ceremony...)
The Kirkboat
Dagger and Zidane enter.
Zidane: Now, hold on a sec, Dagger!
Zidane: Don't you get it? This is marriage, m-a-r-r-i-a-g-e!
Dagger: No kidding... But we have to do it to go on, right?
Zidane: Yeah, but... But that's not reason enough!
Dagger: Oh, come on.
The Kirkboat
Zidane: (What is she thinking?)
Zidane: (She's supposed to get angry and say no way!)
David Heavenguard: ...In sickness an' in health...
Zidane: (Of course we're just trying to get past this village...)
David Heavenguard: ...Have the strength to cairry ye through the trials...
Zidane: (Could it be that she... likes me?)
David Heavenguard: ...An' the wisdom tae follow the path...
Zidane: (Gotta admit, I was pretty deep that night in the black mage village. Maybe that's when she fell for me? I'm such a stud!)
David Heavenguard: May the blessin's o' heaven be upon this man an' woman!
Zidane: Dagger! Now we're man and wife!
Zidane: Time for the kiss...
He pounces, but she walks away.
Zidane: Playing hard to get, eh?
Upper bit
Shamis Gatekeeper: Happy fit! Now ye need annoonce yer joinin' tae the twins at the other gate!
Zidane: What!? You mean there's more?
Shamis Gatekeeper: We have tae follow tradition, lad!
Zidane: Ah, well... Time for us newlyweds to make the rounds, Dagger.
Dagger: Remember, we're only married while we're here.
Zidane: Bliss is so fleeting.
Vivi: Zidane... What are we supposed to do?
Zidane: Hey! You guys tryin' to ruin our honeymoon?
Quina: But you no can just leave us here!
Zidane: Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
Zidane: Hmmm, let's see...
* First, let's go see the twins
Zidane: I think we should all go see the twins first.
* Why don't you guys get married, too?
Zidane: Why don't you guys get married, too?
(Vivi): What!?
Zidane: Yeah, that's it! In the meantime, Dagger and I can go announce our marriage.
(Quina/Vivi): ...
ATE: Nuptial Joy
Kirkboat* Shamis Gatekeeper: Happy fit! Now ye need tae annoonce yir joinin' tae the twins at the other gate!
(Vivi): ...
David Heavenguard: ...Have the strength to cairry ye through the trials...
(Quina): ...
David Heavenguard: ...An' the wisdom tae follow the path...
(Vivi): ...
David Heavenguard: May the blessin's o' heaven be upon this man an' woman!
(Quina): ...
Quina: I...so happy...
(Vivi): ...
Vivi: M-Me, too...
Quina steps closer to Vivi. He backs off.
(Voice): Thief!
Outside shop
Zidane: Hi, guys! We're the newlyweds, Zidane and Dagger.
Richard Watchman: Rally-ho! Happy fit! Off tae the Sanctuary then, are ye?
Dagger: That's right. Will you let us through now?
Matthew Watchman: Rally-ho! O' coorse! Safe journey tae both o' ye!
They leave.
Zidane: Let us be off, my darling.
(Voice): Thief!
(Dagger): Huh?
A girl enters.
(Girl): Mog, hurry!
She runs off, followed by a flying moogle and the watchmen.
(Mog): Kupo!
(Watchmen): Stop, thief!
Dagger: Wh-What's going on?
Zidane: I dunno. Let's go take a look.
Exit
Richard Watchman: They got away...
Matthew Watchman: Feuch! An' we cannae go any farther...
Zidane: Does anyone live out here?
Richard Watchman: O' course no! It's forbidden!
Matthew Watchman: Och! Yon two thieves are always snitchin' food!
Zidane: Oh yeah?
Richard Watchman: Weel, Ah'd best go report the theft.
They go. Vivi and Quina appear.
Dagger: Oh, hi, guys...
* Wedding
Zidane: So you've had your ceremony, right?
* No wedding
Zidane: Hey, you guys snuck through during the commotion?
Vivi: Y-Yeah...
* Wedding
Quina: Thief have nerve to steal food right in front of me.
Zidane: Okay, time to press on.
* No wedding
Dagger: I guess we didn't have to go through with that ceremony after all.
Zidane: What!? But it's the stuff memories are made of!
Dagger: And we'll forget it all once we leave. Come, it's time to press on.
Zidane: Yes, dearest...
