
Aerith: This place is scary in a lot of ways. Especially for a girl. SO we've got to find Tifa fast.
* Person outside inn: Hey, you two. Why don't you get some rest? We have a beautiful room, how 'bout it?
* Kid near cat: Aren't cats great? This one's a little big, huh?
* Punk: Hey boy! You sure got a good-looking heifer there! Take her to the Don's place, and you'll make a mint.
* Large bloke: I just can't make up my mind... Mmm. Huh? About what? Hmmm, don't make me say it... It's the shop down on the right.
* Man in centre: Please come in. There's a free 'Pharmacy Coupon' if you enter now.
* Clothes shopper: Oh... what should I do? Should I just buy it?
* Cook: It's a little early to start eating. Come back in a bit.
Inn
* Keep: Welcome. It'll be 10 Gil per night
* Stay
Sleep.
Thank you very much. Please come again.
* Don't stay
All right then... Please come again.
Item shop
* Machine: ...Beeeeeep... blipppp...
A ceiling-mounted General Electric minigun fires on Cloud. He leaps back.
Cloud: Woah!
Cloud: ...Broken.
Pharmacy
* Keep: Whoah! Don't just stand there, say something!!
Materia shop
* Keep: (turns to you) ...We're closed now. (turns back)
Clothes shop
* Queuer: Don't push! Hooligan!
* Keep: Welcome. Please take your time.
Café
Welcome! Sit wherever you like!
* Approach seat
Have a seat over here.
* Sit down
Yes, what will you have?
Cloud: Hmm...
* Korean B.B.Q. Plate / Sushi Platter / Today's Special
One (whatever)
Comin' up!
In this store, you pay first. It'll be 70 Gil.
Thank you. Just a second.
He prepares a meal.
There you go. Enjoy.
Cloud:
* No comment
* It was all right
(If you've not got a coupon): Thank you. Here's an item coupon for the Pharmacy. You can exchange it for one item there. That's our last coupon for now. Watch for our NEXT promotion!
(If you've got a coupon): Thank you very much!
* I've had better dog food
Thank you very much!
* Don't sit down
* Person 1: Umf... grunt... smack... Don't sneak up on me like that!
* Person 2: I'm gonna get another Pharmacy Coupon today.
* Person 3: It's thanks to the Don that we can eat like this.
* Person 4: I always get the Special.
* Person 5: ... umf... scarf... glub...
* Person 6: I'm gonna get another Pharmacy Coupon today.
Northern Wall Market
* Men
All this trash. Can't we do anything with it?
All this belongs to the owner of the Weapons Shop. He keeps picking things up and saving them here.
Oh, you mean the owner who has a tank in his shop.
But any way you look at it, it's just trash...
Machine + Gun
* Man: Yoo want somethin'? I don't wanna hear any complaints 'bout how things look.
Pub
* Toilet
HEY... someone's IN here... Don't look!
* Man: Hey, could you do somethin' for me? Someone's been in there all day and they're not comin' out. I can't hold it anymore!
* Owner: Yes? If you want to order, do it at the counter.
* Chatters
...And then?
Hmm, hmmmm, oh really?
* Old man: Man, times are bad.
Gym
* Kicker: Join the club.
* Kicker: Try it with us.
* Woman: Oh dear. I've gained weight again.
* Squatter: All right... 1, 2, 3. Squats are all in the rhythm.
I'm doing my best, bro'!
How's... this!?
Outside the Don's mansion
* Guard: This is Don Corneo's mansion. He's a big shot here in Wall Market. Listen, the Don doesn't like men. So get the hell outta here.
Outside the Honey Bee
* Johnny: Man... should I go... or not? ...I get so mental at times like this. I'm hopeless!
Johnny: Hey!! Aren't you? What?? You mean you're... too?
* Yeah, me too
You're Tifa's childhood friend, and you brought a new girlfriend to a place like this!? What kind of guy are you!!
* Don't bring me down to your level
What... me too. I decided this after a lot of deep thought. My last memories of Midgar... you know. But... That guy over there kinda scares me.
* Punk: What the hell!? You *%^&!! This ain't no #$*&^% show!! I'm busy right now!! I'm feelin' like there's gonna be a fight!!
He headbutts Cloud.
* Solider: Urrrrgh... no way... I can't go on. Things aren't working out. Between our differences and my pay, it just isn't cutting it.
* Bouncer: The Honey Bee Inn is a private club. Only members can go in. Shoo, shoo.
* Manager: Welcome!! Even unpopular dweebs like you may meet their destiny here!! You looking for a girlfriend too?
* This place doesn't interest me.
Hmm... Seems to like it just fine. Good for you.
* You know a girl named Tifa?
Hey, you're pretty fast. Tifa's our newest girl. But, unfortunately, she's having an interview right now. Here at the Honey Bee Inn, it's customary for all the new girls to be taken to Don Corneo's mansion. Don Corneo's a famous dilettante. Now he wants to settle down and is in the market for a bride.
Outside the Mansion
* Guard: Hey, you got a cute one with you!
Aerith and Cloud talk in private.
Aerith: Hey, this looks like the Don's mansion. I'll go take a look. I'll tell Tifa about you.
Cloud: No!! You can't!!
Aerith: Why?
Cloud: Do you know what kind of... place this is?
Aerith: Then what am I supposed to do? You want to go in with me?
Cloud: Well, being a man, that'll be pretty hard. Besides is I bust in there, it'll cause too much commotion.
Aerith laughs.
Cloud: But, I can't just let you go in alone... Oh, man...
Cloud: First we need to find out if Tifa's alright...
Cloud: What's so funny, Aerith?
Aerith: Cloud, why don't you dress up like a girl? It's the only way.
Cloud: WHAT!?
Aerith (to guard): Just wait. I've got a cute friend I want to bring.
Cloud: Aerith! I can't...
Aerith: You ARE worried about Tifa, aren't you? Then come on, hurry!
* Guard: A friend, huh? Sounds pretty good to me. The Don will be happy, too. Who knows, maybe I can even... heh heh.

