Bee comes over.
Poo, I uh, mean, Sir... Hurry...
* Her: Please choose a room. (Gosh, he's so weird... but then again, they all are.)
Top room
* Right: Hmm, hmm, hmm... Oh, I just can't seem to lose weight. Hmm, hmm, hmm... Sir!! You can't come in here. (Yuk... a pervert...)
* Right: Oh my!! (...You're still here? Oh well, good timing anyway.) Hey, what do you think about me?
* Not interested
NO WAY! I'M SO SHOCKED!!
* Whatever...
Oh my!! Are you embarrassed? (Man!! Why are you so moody?)
* Right: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... Phew... ... ... it's so tiring. Oh!! Is something the matter?
* Not yet
OH!! (she whaps him)
* Not really
Hmph!! Listen you, not that you care, but you sure know how to make people mad.
* Middle: Eyaaah! Don't!
* Middle: Eyaaah! Don't watch!!
* Left: Paste, paste, paste... (Oh God.. here's another one of those guys. You know, the delicate type. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)
* Left: Fluff, fluff, fluff... (Hmm! I guess he doesn't realize his position. I feel sorry for him. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)
* Left: Pita, pita, pita... (God, what a pest! All right, get out of here! You dog...) (That's it, I'll name him 'pooch').
* Left: Mix, mix, mix...... (What should I do? Is he following me? Really? What if he follows me home?) (Poochy'll do it, I'm sure of it...)
* Left: Shake, shake, shake... (You think he's after me? Really? This guy makes me sick... And his eyes are weird, too...) (Yeah, don't hurt these guys' feelings. Let's at least say 'hi' to him.)
* Left: Uhh... Hel... Hello. What a nice day, today.
* Introduce yourself
Cloud: By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Cloud, a jack of all trades.
Oh yeah...? Welcome, Cloud. (Gross! Don't get carried away, remember your name is 'Pooch!')
* Say Goodbye
BYE!! (Phew... I'm safe now...)
* Left: Take care... Cloud
Foyer
* Top right door
The Lover's Room
Cloud: Looks like this room's being used.
* Take a listen
Cloud: ...
Snoring noises.
* Take a look
Cloud: ...Wooo...ow!!
Lover's Room
...wheez... Phew...
What's wrong, Grandpa? You keep sighing.
...wheez...puff... You know, Grandma...
Is this the room?
...whew... I know our son rented this for us and all, but... It's too nice for us. Big round bed, gorgeous tub, I just can't get comfortable.
Don't worry about it. It's a high class neighborhood, in the Big City. You keep complainin' and we'll just get in trouble.
...wheez...
* Top right door
Lover's Room
...wheez... Phew... Hey Grandma. What's the name of the company our son works for?
Oh, Grandpa. Did you forget again?
...heave... It's getting worse...
It's Shinra, you know, Shinra, Inc.? It's the biggest company in the city.
If it's the biggest company, it must be something.
Yeah. It IS really something. He's doing well, and he told me that he's been promoted to department head.
Oh... thanks to him we're able to stay in a room like this.
Yeah, I'm really grateful.
* Top right door
Lover's Room
Well, you wanna go to sleep?
All right...
Good night.
Yeah, good night.
* Top right door
Lover's Room
...snore...snore...
...Heebeebeebee...snore...
* Bottom right door
The Queen's Room
Cloud: Looks like this room's being used.
* Take a listen
Cloud: ...
Sounds of wind and lightning.
* Take a peek
Cloud: ... Wooo...ow!!
Blackness
...The wind's calm, now...
It's the curse of the resurrected Satan... Our beloved Queen does not awaken...
Lightning.
The time is ripe...
Lightning.
A legend has been passed on through generations...
The Queen's Room
1: Psst... (Hey, shouldn't we stop him soon?) ...whisper...whisper... (We have a luncheon with President Shinra...)
2: Psst... (You tell him......)
1: Psst... (I can't tell him...)
2: Psst... (Come on!! Oh, well...)
Lightning.
A legend has been passed on through generations...
1: Psst... (I'm so disgusted with the President)
...they sought the Promised Land...
2: Psst... (This happens every time we come to Midgar on business)
...one with blue eyes...
2: (We came all the way to Midgar, just for this?)
...and a great white sword on his back...
1: Psst... (What're you complaining about? You're just holding the lights. I've gotta wear this heavy armor!)
...will not lead us to the Promised Land...
2: Psst... (I know, I know... but it's all part of the job.)
2: Psst... (Oh yeah, did you hear? The President's wife found out about this little hobby of his.)
1: Psst... (Ha, ha... no way, I sisn't know that.)
2: Psst... (Oh, looks like he's done. Man, I'm glad!!)
Lightning.
1: Geez!! Mr President!! I mean, Your Majesty.
1: Ohhh... I'm sorry. Please remove the ancient curse!
* Bottom right door
The Queen's Room
Psst... (Oh man, not again!?)
Psst... (How many times IS this?)
Psst... (I don't even know... whew... the King sure gets into this...)
Lightning.
...The wind's calm now...
The scene repeats.
* Bottom left/right door
The Group Room / The &$#% Room
* (No door open already)
Cloud: Looks like it's unoccupied.
* Hold ground
Cloud: ...
* I guess I'll take this one
Cloud: I'll take this room.
All right. Now all we have to do is enter the room. You're not going to have a change of heart, are you?
* I'm still trying to decide
There you are. Enjoy yourself. (You moody creep!)
Cloud: ...
* Don't make me repeat myself
Oh, don't be angry with me... (Geez... this one's probably the violent type...)
She opens the door.
All right, please.
* (Already selected a room)
Cloud: I wonder if they'd change it if I asked?
* Hold ground
* I want this room
Cloud: I've changed my mind... ...I want to change rooms.
Oh, yes sir. (So indecisive...)
She opens the door.
All right, please.
The Group Room
* Woman: Shall we begin? I guess since you chose this room, that would mean you... Hate being lonely?
* I'm used to being alone
Cloud: I'm always alone.
* Cut the small talk
Cloud: I don't want to talk right now.
All right, all right. (...geez, you're so moody!)
Come on, everyone's waiting.
* Everyone? / What am I doing?
Here they are. All right, everyone.
A group of bodybuilders enter. Cloud shocks and jumps out of the way.
One, two!! One, two!!
Yeah
One, two!! One, two!!
Mukki: Wassup!! (Smile, smile, smile...)
One, two!!
Cloud: Oh man... What should I do now?
* I'm outta here
Cloud: I've got no time to mess around with you. Outta my way!
* This could be dangerous...
Cloud: Looks like I'm always going to be facing crises all my life...
Mukki: ...heave...pant... Don't be so embarrassed! Loosen up, bubby! ...heave...pant...
Let's wash off our sweat and dirt together! Wassup!!
They undress.
Mukki: Bubby! So you're the intimate type, eh?
Mukki: ...heave...pant... Wow!! Would you look at that!?
They get in the tub.
Mukki: Isn't bathing great? It soothes you.
Mukki: How is it, Bubby!? Feels good, huh?
* ...
Cloud: I don't feel good. Let me out...
* It hurts
Cloud: Too stuffy in here...
Mukki: You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.
Cloud: Ten... Nine...
Mukki: Hey bubby, how old are you?
Eight... Twenty one...
Mukki: You're less than half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it? Do you wanna join my 'Young bubby's' group?
* ...
Cloud: Seven... Six... Not to be rude or anything, but could you do someone else?
* Not interested
Cloud: Seven... Six... Maybe in another life.
Well, if that's how you feel... too bad. We have a trip planned at a certain cabin out in the country.
Cloud: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.
Mukki: Why don't you stick around and play a bit? Daddy's so lonely...
They get out and dress.
Mukki: Bubby! This is important to me. Here's a memento of our time together! <Bikini briefs>
Mukki: Hope we meet again!
They leave.
Cloud: This is SOME underwear... I'm supposed to wear this? Well, if it's to save Tifa... I guess there's no choice.
The &$#% Room
* Anti-Cloud
Whine.
Cloud: Hmm? You!? What are you doing in a place like this?
Cloud has a fit.
That's what I wanted to ask you. Should you be foolin' around here?
You think problems go away by just thinkin' about them?
Anti-Cloud merges with Cloud. Cloud collapses.
Darkness
Oh no!
Help! Someone...! Hurry!
You can't change anything by just sitting back and looking at it.
Cloud: What are you saying?
It's started moving.
Cloud: What has?
"Wake up!"
...rub, rub, rub... rub, rub, rub, rub...
...thump...pound... thump...pound...
...poik...poik... ...squish...
Cloud: Uh... OW!!
Cloud's HP/MP Restored!
Wake up!! (slap)
Wake up!!
Back
Mukki is on top of Cloud, slapping him.
Cloud sits up, throwing Mukki off.
Phew, I'm so relieved.
Mukki: Bubby!! I heard you collapsed!
Mukki: No, no, no. Don't get so uptight.
* Huh...? / Ugh...!
Mukki: Hmm? They say youth is so long yet so short. Let's give this next one your best shot.
Mukki (stands): Time's up. Bye, bubby. (leaves)
Cloud shrugs.
* Mukki: Don't get depressed over a thing like this. It happens to me all the time.
* Woman: I'm so sorry... There's a lot of 'adult' things going on... For your inconvenience, Please take this, okay? <Lingerie>
Cloud: What, this rag? For me!? I just don't get it.
Top room
* Left: ...
Cloud: If I were to dress up like a woman... Then I've got to really prepare carefully. I should be able to put makeup on here.
* Don't do it
* Have them make me up
Cloud: I have a favor to ask of you. Can you put makeup on me, too?
...Paste, paste, paste... Oh... my...
* Any of them: ...Oh my...
Outside
* Manager: Uh, sir!! It's almost closing time... So, please remember any personal belongings.
* Soldier: Uuuh! I want flowers too! But, I get so nervous in front of cute girls... It just seems natural to get cautious...
* Approach Aerith: Hey!! Cloud!!
The crowd splits.
* Bouncer: I bought some pretty flowers from Aerith. 500 gil, a little expensive. Well, at least I got her name.
* Punk: I asked Aerith for a date... And she said not even if I paid her 1,000,000 gil. Her flowers cost 300 gil, too... She's a good business woman.
* Johnny: Aerith... Thanks for the flower and 1 gil. I'll treasure this! I'm going to dry it and keep it for good luck.
* Approach exit
Aerith joins.
* Approach Inn
Aerith leaves.
* Soldier, if you re-enter: Uurrgh! So, this is it for today, huh?
* Manager, if you re-enter: It's closing time. ...yawn... I'm so sleepy...
* Bouncer, if you re-enter: Sir, is everything all right? Look, Aerith is so lonely.
