* Keep
Aerith: Excuse me! I'd like to get a dress.
Umm, it might take a little time. Will that be all right?
Aerith: What's the problem?
Well, my father, the owner, has been in a slump lately. You see, he makes all the dresses.
Aerith: And, where is your father?
He's probably plastered at the bar.
Aerith: So... You're saying we can't get a dress unless we do something about your father?
Yes, I'm sorry. He's caused so much trouble.
!
You'd help me bring him back?
Aerith: Well, if we don't do something we don't get a dress, right?
Really!? Please help my crazy old dad. I just don't know what to do anymore...
* Keep: So how did it go?
Cloud: We couldn't find him yet.
Pub
* Old man
Aerith: Excuse us, are you the father of the girl at the Clothing Store?
I own the Clothes Shop... but I ain't your father.
Aerith: I didn't say that...
Cloud: Make me some clothes.
I don't make men's clothes. And I don't feel like makin' anything right now.
Aerith: Cloud, you wait over there for a second. I'll try and talk to him. Why don't you go over there and have something to drink.
Cloud turns away.
Aerith: You know, Mister. He always said that just once, he'd like to dress up like a girl. So, that's why I wanted a cute dress for him...
What!? A tough lookin' guy like that?
Aerith: So, how 'bout it? Will you make him one?
...might be interesting. I was gettin' a little bored just makin' regular clothes.
Aerith: Then you'll do it for us?
Yeah, all right. What kind of dress do you want?
Aerith: Something...
* That feels clean / That feels soft
Aerith: And something...
* shiny / that shimmers
Hmm, got it. Y'know, I got a friend that has the same taste as him. I'll go talk to him.
* Old man: Hey, hold on. Wait till I get an image in my head. Gulp... ummm, that's good.
Clothes shop
* Keep: Looks like everything want well. He's been making the dress ever since he came back.
* Owner: Oh, you're here. It's ready. Go try it on.
<Dress>
Cloud goes into the changing room.
Cloud: How... do you put this on?
Aerith peers through the curtains.
Cloud: Whoa! What are you doing!
Aerith: It's still not right. A wig! That's what you need!
Umm, I thought you might, so I talked to my friend about getting one. You know the gym? You'll find a lot of people there like you. Go and talk to them.
Cloud comes back out, in regular attire.
Cloud: ...'like you'? Aerith, what did you tell him?
Aerith: Does it matter? Anyhow, we got a pretty dress!
* Keep: So? Were you able to get the wig?
* Owner: So, how was it? Were you able to see him?
Gym
* Woman: Are you the one who wants to be cute?
Cloud: Cute?
Aerith: Right. And about the wig...
Yeah, I heard. But it'll cost ya.
Bloke arrives.
Bloke: Urrrrgh!!! Big Bro!! The only way you're gonna get cuter is if you can beat Big Bro!!
People in ring: That's right! (they leap out)
So, you've got to compete with us!
You're right! Let's do squats.
All right! We'll beat you out of this gym!
Cloud: Are you...
Aerith: THE beautiful Bro?
What? You didn't know? Always running around here sayin' Big Bro' this Big Bro' that...
Never mind that, (motions bloke) come over here.
No, I'll explain the rules. From the ready position, push [Switch] to squat, push [CANCEL] to get up, and push [OK] to go back to the ready position. So it's [SWITCH], [CANCEL], [OK] in that order. Got it?
* Don't have it
Then I'll have to explain it again. From the ready position, push [Switch] to squat, push [CANCEL] to get up
* Got it
Whoever has the most squats after 30 seconds gets the wig.
Bloke: I'm not going to lose. Big Bro's wig is MINE!!
Just be quiet... It's not fair for you to start right away, So, you want some practice?
* A little
Then, start practicing!
30 seconds.
You had x squats.
* Don't need to practice
Now, let's begin the real thing. Start!
30 seconds.
He had n squats and you had x squats.
* (x > n)
You're really something. Okay, I'm a man of my word, here you are. <Blonde Wig>
Bloke: Big Bro I'm so mad. I'm so so so---mad!
* (x == n)
Good job. Here's a hand-me-down. <Dyed Wig>
Bloke: Hey, Bro I.. I was supposed to get that.
* (x < n)
Sorry You lose. Since the old man from the clothing store asked me, I can't keep it from you, so...
He looks under the ring.
Oh, now where did I put it? All right then.
The bloke gives you a <Wig>.
Big Bro punches the bloke across the room.
* (x > n)
Shut up! Don't cry, just because you lost!
* (x == n)
Shut up! You have no room to talk, tying with a beginner like him!!
* (x < n)
Stupid! What kinda place is that to hide it in!?
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
* (x < n)
Sorry... you should still be able to use it if you disinfect it first.
* Wrestler: Big Bro... Get a hold of yourself.
* Big Bro: Take care of it.
Clothes shop
* Keep: Looks like you got it. So try it on for size.
* Owner: Looks like you're all set. Now try it on, and let's see how it fits.
* Changing room
Aerith: Aren't you going to change?
* Not now
* Okay... I'm ready.
Cloud changes.
Owner (shock): Hmm, not bad. This may be a new business for me.
Keep: Yeah, you're right. Should we try it? Thanks for showing us something new. My father's got his motivation back now, so the dress is on the house.
Aerith: Walk more nicely like... this, Miss Cloud.
Cloud (shakes): ...What do you mean 'nicely'?
Cloud walks.
Aerith: Oh you're so cute, Miss Cloud.
Aerith: Aaah, I want one. Do you have one that'll look good on me, too?
Keep: How's this?
Owner: How about that one?
Keep: Father, what are you talking about? This one's much better.
Owner: No, what are you saying? This one.
Aerith goes to the rack.
Aerith: ...I want THIS one.
Keep and Owner: Huh?
Aerith: I'm going to change.
They watch her go to the changing room.
Aerith: ...No peeking!
Aerith changes.
Aerith: So? How do I look?
Cloud shakes his head.
Aerith: Oh, you're no fun!
* Queuer: You're... weird.
* Keep: ...Hmm. It's REALLY somethin'
* Owner: Hmm, good. It looks good on you.
Wall Market
* Punk: Hey! Pretty lady. Let me tell you about a good job! Go to the Don's place. You'll make a small fortune!
* Cook: What? Are you ladies going to eat, too?
* Try to leave
Cloud: What's wrong, Aerith?
Aerith: What is it? Are you going outside like that? I mean, that's okay with me, but...
Cloud: ...Oh, yeah.
Get a hold of yourself, Ms. Cloud.
Cafe
Sorry! But we're completely full! Please come again!
* New person: umf... scarf... glub...
Outside the Honey Bee
Yeow!! Hey, Princess!!
* Manager: Ummm, young girls... soft skib. Ummm, OK, I'm refreshed now! Mmmm? Pretty hard. You work out?
* Punk: That's funny. A hard, spiky hairstyle! Looks kinda familiar...
* Bouncer: Yeah, I only talk to the pretty ones. Mmmm, you're the one. You're just great.
* Johhny (fits): Uh... ummm I, I... Uh... ummm... I'm... Jo... Johnny... Nice to meet you.
Gym
* Big Bro
(Good)
Hmm, pretty good.
(Medium)
Ehhhh, so so.
(Poor)
Ummm, not quite there.
Outside the Mansion
* Guard: Damn!! Your friend's hot, too! Come in, come in!!
He turns to the door.
Two ladies coming through!
Door opens.
