Eternal Legend - Final Fantasy VIII - Script - Disc 1
Final Fantasy VIII Script
Timber Forest, Entrance
(Hmmm...?)
(Ward): Uhh, Laguna, are you sure this is the right way?
(...What the...!?)
Timber Forest, Clearing
Ward: Hoo-boy, not again...
(Where am I?)
(Dream?)
Timber Forest, Bridge
(?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?)
Timber Forest, Riverbank
Ward: Hey, aren't we here to fight a war? You know, against the almighty Timber army?
Kiros: Yeah, so why are we wasting our time messin' with these animals?
Laguna: Well, you see... It's just that, uhh...
Kiros: Don't tell me we're lost again.
Laguna: Anyway... We're goin' home. Deling City, here we come!
He leaves.
Ward: W-Wait! Laguna!
Timber Forest, Exit
They pile into the Galbadian car and speed off.
Deling City, Intersection
Laguna's parking skills leave a lot to be desired.
Ward: H-Hey! You can't park in the middle of the street!
Laguna: Chill man, it's cool.
They disembark.
Laguna: Alright then! How's about a drink!?
Kiros: Whatever! Like you drink... We already know you're not in it for the drinking. Just admit it already!
Ward: Yeah, just drink some juice like a weenie. And then gawk at the piano lady.
Laguna: DON'T CALL HER THE 'PIANO LADY'! That's it, forget it! I'm not going!
Kiros: We know you will...
A healthy traffic jam has built up by now.
Galbadia Hotel, Bar
* (Elite Soldier): Listen up, soldiers. I'm Julia's private bodyguard. Better not make a pass at her.
* (Soldier): I...aah...as of today... am assigned to the Engineer Corps. N-Nice to meet you all. What a joyous day for me! Please everyone, don't try to stop me... I would like to propose a toast...to myself!
* (Waitress): Welcome! Your usual table is ready.
* (I'll walk around a bit first.)
Laguna: I'm gonna walk around.
* (Let's take a load off.)
Laguna: Thanks.
* (Huh? Excuse me?)
Laguna: What?
Kiros: What's wrong?
Laguna: I... I dunno.
* (What is this?)
Laguna: Huh?
Kiros: What's wrong?
Laguna: Ahh... I'm not quite sure.
Ward: Wait a second... Is your head buzzing...?
Laguna: W-What... You, too?
Ward: Yeah, ever since we were in Timber.
Kiros: Me, too...
Ward: Hey, we're just tired, that's all. We'll be fine after a drink or two, or three...
* (What is this?)
Just shut up, PU-LEASE!!!
* Seat
(Is this a dream...?)
(Laguna's pretty cute!)
(What's goin' on!? W-What's happening to me!?)
Laguna: At ease, men.
Laguna: We're goin' all out tonight, right boys!?
(Waitress): May I take your order?
Laguna: The usual!
Kiros: Me, too.
Ward: Keep 'em coming!
Ward: So, Laguna... Julia should be making her appearance soon.
She does so, coming down the stairs and taking a seat at the piano.
Ward: You goin' for it tonight?
Kiros: Yeah, go for it!
Laguna: What-ever, man! Can't you see she's working?
Kiros: Don't go back on your word. C'mon, go wave to her.
Laguna: Give me a break...
Ward: So you say, but we know you'll do it.
* (Elite Soldier): Soldiers... Don't bother me in my time of bliss...
* (Soldier): To be able to listen to Julia play on a day like this... Oh baby! This is turning out to be a lovely night!
* Try to leave
(Laguna): (NO!NO!NO!)
(Laguna): (If I run from this, the guys will call me a weenie forever.)
* Julia
(Laguna): (Ah... To be this close to Julia...)
(Is this guy serious...?)
(Laguna): (...Uh-oh...)
(Laguna): (My leg's cramping up...!)
(Laguna): (Argh...)
He limps around, retreating from the piano.
(Sad...)
* Julia
(Laguna): (NO WAY...! I can't bother Julia!)
* Try to leave
(Laguna): (Well, I carried out my mission, so I'll be able to report with my head held high.)
* (Elite Soldier): Hey soldier... You got a little too close to Julia... I'll get you for that...
* Seat
Kiros: Good work, Laguna.
Ward: Mission successful!
Kiros: Here, have a seat.
Ward: I didn't think you'd actually do it. Our popularity rating's gone up a point.
Kiros: Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale.
Laguna: Say what you want!
Laguna: (sigh...)
Laguna: Julia sure is pretty...
Kiros notices something.
Kiros: Aaa...
Ward: Hunhhh...?
Kiros: Laguna, we're takin' off.
Laguna: H-Hey! What's the rush?
Ward: It's on us tonight. Relax and stay awhile, Laguna.
They depart, just in time for Julia to sneak up behind Laguna.
Julia: May I?
Laguna: Aaaaa...
Julia: Did I interrupt anything?
Laguna: N-N-N-Not at all.
Laguna: P-Please, s-sit down.
(Laguna): (Oh man, oh man, it's really HER! What do I do!? Kiroa? Ward? HELP! What do I say!? But man, she is pretty...)
(What's this guy thinking...?)
She laughs, taking a seat.
Julia: You ok now?
Laguna: Kind of...
Julia: How's your leg?
Laguna: L-Leg? Oh, this!? Y-Yeah, it's fine. Happens all the time when I get nervous.(cough)
Julia: Were you nervous?
Laguna: Oh, yeah. I'm still kinda...
Julia: You can relax. You don't have to get nervous around me.
Laguna: Oh, sorry.
Julia: Say... (Would you like to talk somewhere private? I have a room here...)
Laguna: I-In your room!?
Julia: Well... (It's pretty hard to talk freely here. Everyone's listening in.)
Julia: If you'd like to, please come by. I've been wanting to talk to you.
Julia: You don't want to?
Laguna: Of course I do!
Julia: Then I'll go ahead and wait for you. Ask for my room at the front desk, ok?
She leaves.
(Laguna/Squall): (Am I dreaming? ...This is a dream...This is a dream...)
(Laguna/Squall): (No, this can't be a dream! This is too weird to be a dream...)
(Laguna/Squall): (Julia...? Wants to talk to me...? ...He talks to himself too much...)
(Laguna/Squall): (And just the two of us! Get it together Laguna... Whatever)
(Laguna): (I always screw up by talking about myself too much. It's always been like that. But not tonight! I'm all ears for Julia!)
(Laguna): (Ahh, time to use my manly charm, and help Julia with her problem.)
* (Elite Soldier): Pretty bold for just a grunt... Julia this... Julia that... Yeah, I'll fix you... Send you off to war a million miles away...
* (Soldier): Today's my special day. But... Julia chose YOU! Why!? Why must it always be like this!?(hic) And why...must it be on this day of all days...!?
* Ward: Can you really carry on a conversation with Julia? Make sure the conversation's sophisticated.
Laguna: No worries, man! That's like, my specialty.
Kiros: One wouldn't say you converse, though... All you do is yap-yap-yap and never listen.
Galbadia Hotel, Reception
* Receptionist: Welcome! Checking in?
* Which is Julia's room?
Laguna: Whi-Whi-Which...
(Is he really going?)
Receptionist: ...Aah, Mr. Laguna Loire? I've been expecting you. Let me show you to Ms. Julia's room.
* Ahh...nothing
Laguna: Aah...Umm...Err... Well...Umm, it's not that...
Galbadia Hotel, Julia's Room
Julia: Thanks for coming.
Laguna: No... Not at all, uh... Thank you for inviting me.
Julia: Have a seat.
He tries various positions before giving up and returning to the giggling Julia.
Julia: Going so soon? We haven't even talked yet.
Laguna: No, it's not that. It's just that I'm a big fan of yours, so I'm really kinda nervous, y'know?
Julia: So that's why you come to hear me play so often.
Laguna (aback): You... You saw me?
Julia: You were always smiling while listening, right?
Julia: You have beautiful eyes. Though they look a bit scared now.
Julia: Don't worry, I'm not going to pluck'em and eat'em. I just want to talk, gazing into those eyes.
Julia: Would you like a drink? Wine perhaps?
Laguna: I must be dreamin'...
Time passes.
Laguna: Yeah, I don't like fightin' too much, but you get to travel, y'know? Seeing new places n' stuff.
Laguna: And it's fun, 'cause Kiros and Ward are always with me. Hey, we should all go out drinkin' sometime! Whaddya say?
Laguna: And, uh... What was I talkin' about?
Laguna: Oh yeah, so I want to quit the army and become a journalist! So I can tell people 'bout all the things I've seen on my travels.
(He's already loosened up...)
Laguna: So, like, the other day, one of my articles made the reader's column. Pretty cool, huh?
Laguna: Yeah, that was way cool...
Julia: I'm happy for you.
Laguna: Oh yeah, and then...
More time passes. Lagune is now asleep.
Julia: I'm sorry. I didn't know wine made you sleepy.
Julia: You look adorable when you're asleep.
Laguna: Argh... How'd I fall asleep?
Julia: Yes?
Laguna: I...I must have fallen asleep, talking on like that...
Laguna: Tell me about yourself. Like...your dreams for the future.
Julia: I...I want to sing. Not just play the piano, but sing, too.
Laguna: Oh, I'd really love to hear it.
Julia: But I can't. I'm no good at writing lyrics...
Laguna: Hmm... That must be tough.
Julia: But, thanks to you, I think I can come up with something.
Laguna: Thanks to me...?
Julia: Yes...
Julia: The many faces you've shown me.
Julia: Times when you were hurt, worried... Or felt pain deep inside you... Your smile, your face, your eyes...
Julia: You've shown me something... I think I can come up with a song.
Laguna: Wow... I must be dreamin'...
She takes his hand.
Julia: It's not a dream, is it?
Kiros: Laguna! New orders! Meet by the Presidential Residence, on the double!
Julia: Can we meet again?
Laguna: Of course! I have to come hear you sing!
Train Announcement: Next stop, Timber... Timber...